These are the people you will definitely see at an Online MUN Conference.
Disclaimer: All the people pictured are actors and the descriptions are in no way reflections of their personalities. We hope you enjoy it!
The Overdressed
Delegation of Belgium Security Council
MUN is your fashion show. The ZOOM rooms are your runaways. You know who you are. You are the overdressed delegate. Always. You took ‘formal’ to a new level. Your outfit consists of a brand new dress, a skirt, or perhaps a suit, and yes, you are the one to actually wear formal pants when no one else can see them.
The Underdressed
Environmental Chair
You know who you are. You read the “formal dress” requirement and skipped over it as if it were your fourth cousin’s instagram story. You probably haven’t changed your pajama pants in weeks and you mute yourself or else the other delegates would hear your parents screaming at you to go take a shower.
The Freezer
Political Committee Chair
Your connection is terrible. You know, your chairs know and the delegates too. Your points of information are incomprehensible, and let's not talk about your speeches. Just call Vodafone or something already.
“My microphone is broken and my camera doesn’t work."
You and the ZOOM chat function have a special relationship. You anxiously tap the keyboards in hopes that the chairs don’t become impatient when you are typing your amendments. You hover over your camera button in hopes that it would unveil your face. When the chairs call attendance, you are always absent, why? “Cause my microphone is broken and my camera doesn’t work.”
The Overachiever
United kingdom Historical Security Council
It's an online conference, some delegates are lounging on their couches, but you prepared 18 clauses, gave 22 speeches and your main goal for lobbying was to be the main submitter. The last thing you want is for that other delegate in the committee to win ‘best delegate’ over you. Either way, you know you’ll win and the chairs have already printed your name out on one of those certificates. We love that for you.
The Beauty
UK Human Rights
You know you’re pinned on everyone’s screens right? We know you’re the talk of the gossip box there’s no denying that.
The bored identity
China WHO
I don’t think you’ve turned on your mike once. You’re always slouched on your chair, and yes, everyone can see it. Your lobbying sessions consist of getting delegates’ Instagrams, not signatories. The chairs always wonder why you are looking down at your keyboard, but your fellow slouchers know: Instagram? Tik Tok? Snapchat?
The Committee Clown
Political Committee
Everyone loves you, chairs included. Either you’ve sent the best puns and jokes to the gossip box or your clauses have the other delegates fall from their chairs in laughter. You’re probably the guy who sent the watch-lion amendment in DISEC. MUN wouldn’t be the same without you.
The Chat Abuser
USA WHO
You are sending chats to every other delegate in the committee, and more often than not you accidentally send your messages to everyone. They act like they didn’t notice but I can assure you they did.
The Gossip Box Addict
Dominican Republic WHO
You are probably from either the DISEC, WHO or Environmental, which had 92 and over 100 gossip box submissions respectively this morning. When delegates are submitting amendments, you are gossiping. The only reason you joined MUN is to experience the thrill of your note being read by the chairs.
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